Before I start I'd like to clarify something. I will be talking about bluetooth today. That's bluetooth, not blue tongue, which is what farm animals get from flying bugs. Don't confuse the two or you'll be looking for wireless enabled cows, digital sheep and other nightmare creatures.
My train was a bit running late this morning so I was fiddling with my phone and decided to see what this Bluetooth nonsense was about. I turned it on and it did a scan to see what other bluetooth devices were nearby - and found loads of other people's mobile phones. And the funny bit is it listed what people call their phones - the best two were 'Borskys Dog' and 'Mr Fit'.
And just so you know, I did have a look around for Mr Fit but couldn't see him. I reckon someone nicked his phone. Or he's a liar and actually Mr Not Really Fit But Has A Big Ego. Or maybe he's actually fit in the old sense of the word, he can run miles, do press-ups etc. Hmmm.
Moral of the story: don't leave your bluetooth on. Or name your phone something stupid. Or both.
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2007-12-09 @ 20:51