I'm writing today to warn you all of the dangers of drugs. Drugs are bad and evil and nasty and shouldn't be messed about with. I myself have some experience of this - just this morning I woke up with what is jokingly refered to as a 'cold' but which is actually something far more serious - because I am a sufferer of the dreaded man-flu.
So I decided to take some lemsip - because they really are very good you know, seriously, and I'm told they are more effective than the supermarket own-brand generic products because of the placebo effect! Problem is of course that I think there is caffeine in these things. Caffeine makes me feel unusual at the best of times, but when my resistance is down because of my illness, well, I end up talking total clap-trap!
So there you go - take a lemsip if you like but don't blame me if you end up pledging allegiance to a different weatherman that your ususal choice! You have been warned!
